DOGE Finds Massive Fraud in Social Security!

Doge strikes again! The numbers are staggering, millions of people over the age of 120 are on the Social Security payroll. There may be $1 trillion in waste fraud and abuse.

From Merriam -Webster: Fraud definition

: deceit, trickery

specifically : intentional perversion of truth in order to induce another to part with something of value or to surrender a legal right

: an act of deceiving or misrepresenting : trick

: a person who is not what he or she pretends to be : impostor

one who defrauds : cheat

: one that is not what it seems or is represented to be

Commentary on Social Security Resignation

Michelle King, a career federal worker who had been with SSA since 1994, quit over the DOGE disagreement Saturday and was replaced by Leland Dudek.

Oh, what a shocker! The head of Social Security resigns over a little spat with DOGE. Because, you know, who actually needs to focus on the important stuff like, I don’t know, managing social security roles and payments? It’s not like there are illegal aliens cashing in on benefits or dead people still receiving checks. But hey, let’s just ignore that little detail, shall we?

One has to wonder what she was busy doing all this time—maybe trying to figure out how to invest in meme coins instead of keeping track of who’s actually alive and entitled to benefits? It’s almost impressive how she managed to overlook such glaring issues.

So, goodbye and good riddance to the leader of Social Security! I’m sure the ghosts of the beneficiaries will miss her. After all, who wouldn’t want a leader who’s more concerned with cryptocurrency than with, you know, actual living citizens?